Joke - Work Telephones

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad* : People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the
phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mom* : Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone.

*Son* : Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company
mobile.

*Maid* : So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!